Sunday, February 27, 2005

mimpi indah bersama mu......

what's goin on guys

to miss x,

thank you for your kind intention and interest. in this entry , all wil be spilled none is left to be kept. let's make it short and worthy for my time , if not yours. it's unbearable yes...but the truth is hard to swallow let alone to accept it. the literal distance is too great and that is the reason why....i can remember you for only such and such period of time...the distance took its toll..and that is us....please do forget me for i am just a passer by in your life..nothing more than that...look at me as quick as a glance..that is all your time is worth for me

please do forget me as i am just a commoner compared to yours, high and above reaches. me..i only have to look down...for that is where i belong to....i believe that if i look up to you, i will forget my status among the laymen...and in the end throwing and wasting myself for such an impossible endeavour..yes it is impossible..
let all the pain and sorrow go away ...look for among your equals..i have nothing and
that is all i have....


hahahaha..holy shit.....bole antar pertandingan puisi nih.....

Wednesday, February 23, 2005

are you kidding me....

comrades, beware...
think twice..or think thrice..if you don't want to end up like the poor ass


Rotten bitch chops off man's penis, Flushes it - [Oddly Enough]
Submitted by scienott on 2/23/2005 5:00:25 PM 13 Comments

An Alaskan woman has been thrown in jail, where she belongs, for fully slicing off her boyfriend's dingdong and proceeding with its flushing down a toilet.
I wonder what she would think if a man took pruning shears to her clit!
This is obviously someone who doesn't have the slightest regard for the saying, "put yourself in their shoes".

Kim Tran, 35, has been charged with first-degree assault, domestic violence and tampering with evidence.

An argument between her and the 44 year old boyfriend preceded the incident because he wanted to break up.
Somehow she talked the guy into having sex because according to police, this man, thinkin' he was gonna get his pecker wet, agreed too have his hands tied above the bed.
I realize women are manipulative, but what the fuck buddy. Men, there's a certain number of things you should (not) consider doing when breaking up with a sensitive girl.

This monster that calls herself Kim acquired a knife, cut off his member and immediately flushed it. That's what I call 'no remorse'.

The shlong was miraculously recovered by utility workers and successfully re-attached by physicians.

I have a slight doubt that buddy will think twice before ever breaking a girl's heart and being gullible enough to believe that (handless) sex is a logical outcome.
I don't think I'd call this one of those "come and go" kinda relationships, where a couple keeps getting back together :S

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

ME 4031W

what's up you bums

to be frank....aku rasa aku paham more what aku punya ME profs taught me in class than the opposite of the species...no no..i don't mean to think it the Freudian or Jung's way....

women...they are such a mysterious creations. sukar nak paham or anticipate what they are thinking. ada orang cakap ...can't live with them,can't live without them. if we men know what they think...none of us would suffer miserably. for that reason..marilah belajar thermodynamics, fluid mechanics, heat transfer ...for the mystery of women probably cannot be unlocked, ever..

Sunday, February 20, 2005

take it or lose it

major changes ..deleted several entries that were deemed inapropriate for reading

so what's up gang...enjoyed the heavy snowfall?
bila aku cakap ngan orang aku datang dari kampung ..aku nih just a simple budak kampung..ada pulak yang tak percaya.probably pasal aku punya accent..does not represent a typical common laymen....lupa dah camne nak cakap loghat sendiri..it will come back naturally

these days , a man does nothing but sit back and enjoy his chai. itu la yang aku sedang buat...tengah berusaha nak buat the perfect chai...wonderful..
chai taste better bila aku away from home..so next week kena outstation..got job to do..special one...

orang tanya aku apa yang best US nih...beats me..the only time yang aku rasa best is bila aku takde kat rumah..jauh dari member ..jauh dari pc ..jauh dari entertainment
there is nothing real here..... bangun tido tengok benda sama..nak masuk tido pon tengok benda sama.....bila aku hit the road ..baru bole kasi tenang sikit kepala...bila pace of life laju sangat kena slowkan...kena tenangkan diri sikit

all things that is coming must come to a pass...all the money in the world will rust
like dead leaves....all the living will die...sorrow will turn to happiness and vice versa...time lost is the time lost forever..the only worthwhile property is faith...

Thursday, February 10, 2005

your programming is inferior

time-time macam ni lah..masa semua orang tengah masyuk melayan sweet dream or mimpi ngeri diorang..aku sibuk melayan buku gas turbine for the sake of melayan..and recall all the good times masa sekolah dulu.....cerita cerita aku agak gory ..so aku advise those who never set foot at SBP to go on...

sekolah aku dulu ada satu bloody sport yang dipanggil road relay...basically ko lari kelilling sekolah within designated route...kalo tak fit halfway bole out...so first time masa form 1 aku masuk..kena belasah teruk dengan senior ...kena bangun pagi before subuh and bust our ass jogging...aint that a mutha....training sampai tak bole naik turun tangga sekolah...thanks to that wonderful training..budak2 batch aku ramai yang mantap stamina diorang...aku rasa batch aku stay first throughout the five years from form 1 to form 5...budak2 batch lain yang screw up...

Monday, February 07, 2005

give em hell.....

warning: this discussion is intended for mature male adults only. if you are not one and not willing to risk your neck for what you believe in, please do so. you are welcome to stay anyway and enjoy the rest fo the story...

so far kita have been fed with the notion that walimah should be made extravagantly..
that we have to do 2-3 days of kenduri, tumbang kambing lembu gajah...and hantar dulang and dulang of hantaran....and walimah tak lengkap kalo tak bersanding...

kalo nak compare dengan walimah kat sini, so far yang pernah aku tengok..really simple...buat akad..pastuh buat makan2 skit...aku rasa belanja tak sampai 1000 usd..
no sanding...or anything cam berarak main kompang .kugiran and all prevailing customs kat malaysia....so where do we stand right now?probably orang akan cakap whut the fug? aku rasa dari buat kenduri besar2 ..7 hari 7 malam baik naikkna maskawin...maskawin aku nak bagi bakal isteri aku aku..hehehe..mintak maaf ..rahsia...